Filthy Mind

[sagesoren]

More awkward conversations with my mom. We were talking about pigs as farm pets, and my dad said that pigs were really dirty, IE: usually covered in mud or dirt whenever he sees them.

ME: Well, they wouldn't be if there was no mud to roll in. I hear they clean up easy.
MOM: But mud isn't really dirt.
ME: Uh, actually... yeah, it is.