Entries tagged with wtf

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Insufficient Adjective

I've had a chest cold for a few days, so at the recommendation of a friend, I took Buckley’s to try to blast all the gross gunk out of my system.

I knew it “tasted awful”, but no one warned me that it tasted like freaking Pinesol.

I have now warned the masses.

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Filthy Mind

More awkward conversations with my mom. We were talking about pigs as farm pets, and my dad said that pigs were really dirty, IE: usually covered in mud or dirt whenever he sees them.

ME: Well, they wouldn't be if there was no mud to roll in. I hear they clean up easy.
MOM: But mud isn't really dirt.
ME: Uh, actually... yeah, it is.

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Not Even Close

I was looking up some stuff on eBay and this came up.

H-how is that even remotely related in any way at all?!

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W h a t

I was looking up something on IMDB.com, and discovered Tom Hulce did Quasimodo's voice in The Hunchback of Notre Dame. He was also Mozart in Amadeus.

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When I think of the former, I think of the song "Out There". I can hear that it's the same voice, which is all well and good, but when I think of the latter?

I think of that line, "It's all up here. In my noodle," followed by awkward laughter.

Oh. Dear.